Welcome everyone to the Punctuation Society! The way her hair smelled like cinnamon and every time she bent down to pick me up, it brushed against my face. And Im doing it today not tomorrow. You have two parents who love you, who are always there. Im sure you arent as capable of keeping track of your first fifty middle names. I deserved it, didnt I? It was a disaster, but so was Pompeii. Trust me, Im not trying to convince you school is fun and all that other stuff, but that is no excuse to drop out. I just know. I miss my friends, my dog, my house, and even my mom. Well, for instance, it means that each person is unique. Do I feel bad about what I do for a living, no. I literally get paid to beat up people like you. (Rolls the window up, and resumes talking to friend on speakerphone.) Get home, shower, lay in bed. OFF. The pitcher had a no-hitter going and even though he just walked three batters the whole team wanted him to pitch the full no-hitter. This original Pooh Bear was a first birthday gift for A.A. Milne's son Christopher Robin in 1921. Class of 2020, I have something I need to say to you. Soon after, she puts the letter down, and continues as if she were really talking to her friend. But like dont make it too expensive because my moms gonna make ME pay for it and I dont have that kind of money. I was thinking by the side of the river, minding my own business, when I received a loud bounce. Recently Ive finally started to take steps toward improvement. What are youwhat? Ive heard about shark attacks, but they never really scared medidnt seem real. Jeanine jumps looking a bit startled but then angrily picks up the phone.) Well, well, Pooh too! Im so sick of it. The kids roughed him up, yanno, punches and kicks like little tykes do, and then poured syrup into the back of his sweater. I have since learned that girls are impossible. Im really bad at this ignoring your best friend because she stabbed you in the back, showing you the cold, merciless person she really is after thinking you knew her since kindergarten, arent I? The Day My Brother Left By: Sarah M., Lynden, Ontario, Canada, Age 13 Gender: Female Genre: Dramatic Description:When a young man heads off to university, it has a big impact on everyone, including his younger sister. Maybe fifteen. I tell him that he is the only person on the street that Ill give money to. You gotta send help or itll break through the glass! I have a familyyes, its an evil crime family, but I also have a pet cat! The point is that I am no longer the book nerd who dreams of being in every book they read, cries about fictional characters, only wants to do something because the strong female character did. Everything makes sense now. If I eat that pizza, I will have eaten more than 2000 calories. I cry the appropriate amount at dramas. I'm not in the book EeeeyaaaaAnd I'm a dinkdad glad of it. The white clock on the wall is mocking me. Im going to die! And I could do nothing. No one sees me cry. I also compare myself to other girls, a lot. By: Hanna Collins, Cupertino, California, USA, Age 15 Gender: Female Genre: Dramatic Description: A Chinese mother lectures her child about how easy her life is. Why did I ever invite that bear to lunch? I know all my words. We gathered the best quotes from the lovable character and cant wait to hear more in Disneys Christopher Robin, streaming now on Disney+! thank you. Im not the one who needs a therapist. By: Dajai T., Modesto, California, USA Gender: Female Genre: Comedic Description: A teenager accidentally sends a very personal text to the school gossip. First Place Winner! All those times before it was never me, but finally it was me. In the Winnie-the-Pooh books, Eeyore is a miserable, pessimistic donkey who spends his time wallowing around his riverbank, worrying and complaining. Owl, I don't think we will ever be able to fix it. I said I wasnt hungry. They were all standing by their lockers: Missy, Claire and Prissy. But right now, its our time to live, and not our time to melt yet. Fortunately, Pooh's thoughtful spot was in a sheltered place. Maybe she could possibly be a playwright, Ive seen her in English class, that girl can write two pages of a five-page essay in under an hour. The DVD version includes all of four featurettes: Honey Tree, Blustery Day, Tigger Too, and Day for Eeyore. Seems like we can finally get started. Have a good day at work! I guess it was 17. Back when the teachers would only discipline the ones who deserved it, not the innocent ones. Let us practice face painting on you, they said. She plays the Rolling Stones a lot in the car and has to sing along with every word. It puts me in the mood, Im sorry that the car hit me. How about you try to leave and rejoin? As I walk away, I think about how this man had changed my life. Sooo Im going to go unless you want to lecture me about something else? "O that this too too sullied flesh would melt". It was that kinda, doe-eyed, sloppy lie you tell when youve got cherry marmalade in your heart about a guy. But Rabbit, I wasn't going to eat it. What finally got me was Harvard. (Starts speaking in a British accent.) Too bad for you, Im Spritey ODoodle. (beat) Oh, hello, Mr. Mumumba. Am I correct in assuming it is a rather blustery day outside ? Everyone melts eventually. Yes, you are alive, but sitting around in your house all day, starring at a tv, youre not experiencing anything except for whats next on Fuller House! You need to wake up from your fantasy world Ray. I felt a sharp pain in my thigh, it took me a second before I had even fully realized what happened. Weve never been given a chance to change how we live. I need some advice. (resumes pacing, etc.) If all goes well, and Im not killed immediately by accidentally coming in contact with a deadly space bacteria, or being scorched on the planets surface, my next entry will be tomorrow. I WILL share my room, but most importantly, Ill give that kid the childhood I never got to have. His bloody students. Nice. And a splash of color. Genre:Comedic Description:A teen prepares nervously for a college interview. Hell, by the time I was your age, I was already in college! I regret the decision I made. Well, I guess theres one thing that I really do need to talk about. Im happy he left us. Now on your marks, get set---. Still have questions? Who would not want to have a penguin at home? Nothing inspirational about it. You just have to let your stick drop in a twitchy sort of way. Genre: Comedic. I know Im late for work, but you would not believe the morning Ive had! I really thought I was dead but then I discovered my long-lost uncle! [Christopher Robin] Don't worry, Pooh! )Maybe we can come up with a compromise. I walked six miles home in my new heels because I knew that if I ever stepped foot in a car it would probably explode. Did you not think maybe that was a red flag? Umm Hard digging, might hit bedrock, danger can happen, risky. That was only a month ago. Whoohoo! Then there was the time I woke up in the middle of the night and had to use the bathroom. Ill just tell everyone you eat your boogers. In frustration, you offer him one, hoping no one else is witnessing the exchange. To build a better future, with your name everywhere I go. [Eeyore] There, that should stand against anything. Anyway, I cant control it. And its HUGE! You take him away, his breath reeking of Colt 45, and he spends one night sleeping it off and she springs him the next morning out of sheer fear. He will fix this. I am so lost. Its kind of weird to tell a stranger my life story and pour out my feelings. The scene opens with the actor pantomiming playing a video game. We are literally in class right now. Mom!? You arent his medication, so stop acting like some prized jewel that cant shatter to the ground. By: Sophie W., Los Angeles, California, USA, Age 11 Gender: Any Genre: Comedic Description: Exclamation Point is upset about Comma, who talks too much. These stories also featured other characters from Christopher Robin's Nursery including the timid Piglet, the ever-gloomy donkey named Eeyore and a constantly bouncing tiger called Tigger. And oh boy! I am tired of being cooped up, but I cant help it. The performer must cite the author AND Drama Notebook in his/her recitation, and if possible, add a link to the Drama Notebook Monologues on a web page where the performance is shared. Wake up But it wasnt long before the crack of several gunshots silenced my thoughts. This soft-spoken, s-s-steady friends generosity leads this timid character to some large adventures. Velicity and Xander are in college now and they have class today. Her just in case gun. I didnt walk im long enough. But it was your time. I didnt mind some Donna Summers and some Bee Gees, now and then, but Ricky loved it. I dont know which way to go, and this forest is so creepy and full of shadows! Its just that everyone has given up on him; even you andand our parents have decided to move on, but I- I cantokay? I cannot believe that there are even words coming out of my mouth, its almost as if my mind is full. She knows what she did. Since we are both stuck here for another good moment, I figure I will tell you a little about myself, whether you are interested or not. I was too busy thinking about how fast my life has gone downhill and how easily it couldve been avoided. I even quit my job just so I could keep my eye on him. The special edition version of this movie substituted the short: "Winnie the Pooh and A Day For Eeyore" for "Tigger Too". (turns back around) Dolly Parton. I just need the courage to take that first step. Embarrassed? Everyone, look here! She says that their music makes her feel like dancing and by dancing, I mean leaping and kicking and whipping her hair around in circles. You know my grandma died. Sometimes, when I see the nurses running by with patients on gurneys, or when I hear heart monitors making that long beeping sound, I wonder if that will happen to me. You see, if I was in the light booth, then there was no way I could have run down the stairs until I reached the stage and found the knife stashed in a lock box by the rigging system roughly 25 feet away from Alice. I mean whats next, manta ray steamed vegetables? Oh OK, now Im causing a scene? You know whats causing a scene? Teachers like to read stuff like that, right? Their bottoms are made out of springs I tried to fight fire with fire, but there are too many. We gave out Valentines day candy, and I went into everyones bag and ate everything. A monologue happens when you think to yourself something like, "I need to buy bread." But other times, when you are reasoning, you might entertain and engage several points of view like a. All of you, in line. No need to write to us ahead of time. She was so still. Unlike you, I dont want to go to jail. So many grim faces, so many doctors, so many treatments. Go find someone else you can trick into going all mushy and stupid only to have his heart torn out and smashed like a wine glass at a Jewish wedding. I could be playing Marco Polo with my sister in the evening, still doused in chlorine from the days practice. I shut my eyes tight and just kept hoping everything would just go away. He asked me to join his club which he called the Mystery Club, which had nothing to do with mysteries at all. It makes you sad when someone asks if youre okay. A turning ladder made up of tiny intricate colors. Youll find out mighty quick that Im a force to be reckoned with. This is false advertisement, and I will not, no, CAN not stand for it! This summer the air conditioner broke in our SUV so shes been rolling down the windows, but that isnt stopping her from singing at the top of her lungs. We just started smashing stuff together. So, dont be hating on homeless Goldilocks. And you think, do I always look bad? My magnificent, shining sources of love. If only they would try to understand me. Im the Golden Boy! He could barely look me in the eye. My father was a great person, at least to most of you. But she insisted that it was all just coincidence and Jessica said that she would help me cover the cost of the dress. Look, I have loads of promising chemicals in my lab and Im even willing to test them on myself. I went up to the counter to pay. But Im not popular. My shoulder, my skin, my musclescompletely burned through. Some of my skills include speed stacking, using candy to locating lost children, and peeling the smiley sticker off first try, no tear! Ive been practicing all week. Its time to grow up and live a life we dreamed about. Thats mine. I thought he would surely change in the end. Apparently my emo little sister left her hair color stuff in the shower, cause my hair was bright green when I took the towel off. Now lets get this over with. I stared dumbfounded at the mirror, thinking Im not moving, so why is my reflection moving? Suddenly, out of nowhere, my reflection reached out and grabbed me. Woohoo! Paper Bag Princess Vocabulary, Well, because my mother told me that itll make me sound smart! Well I didnt enjoy smashing it. 1. For those who are new and are wondering about why this was necessary, read the shift in editing starting March 1st blog. I cant believe you found me, Kendra. We are being tested for beauty products; Brands like Chanel, Dior! Thats why I fall asleep in your class. You know we live in a two-bedroom apartment, yet you still decided to get pregnant. I was so excited that I told Tom about it, and yknow what he said? I know you said to stay strong and to take care of the family for you, but it is hard. DEAR HEAVEN ABOVE, IVE GONE BLIND! 2021 Drama Notebook. [Narrator] Owl talked from page 41 to page 62, and on page 62 the blustery day turned into a blustery night. Oh yes, I remember her. Unfortunately, the weird kid next to you saw you do it and now he wants a piece. 1 0 obj If you ask any of the girls they would tell you of my beauty, my kindness and my charity. I love you beary much? Disgusting. I'm honestly sick of monologues. My eyes are open nowto the richnessand also the impermanence of life. The Parable of Piglet and Eeyore - by James Archer. I might be sitting in a too-crowded tent playing my sixth round of Truth or Dare with the swim team or standing up by the blocks waiting for a race. Actor leaps out, pantomimes hugging rescuers.) But I swear, if I get this promotion I will be the hardest worker youve ever had. I could barely tell my left from right. I should have stayed here in town, at least until you were ready to leave too. Whoever lives here certainly takes a long time answering his door! Drama Notebook holds a Monologue Contest every month for students ages 6-18. After that meeting, she left and I was moved to a different section of the building, and united with you, the one that had brought her joy for so many years. What?! (Smirks at audience, winking flirtatiously.) In this monologue hes talking to Jason, his best friend, about an important decision that lie ahead: Stay in the now and accept what you have, or leave this world behind for the unknown.Jason, I want to ask you something. Empty again! 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